The Most Wretched

My noble and distinctive (and literary!) name is perpetually shunted aside by the tawdry feats of this reflexology quack. Never shall I rise above the abrasive din of the news about the “good” doctor and his technique for improving flexibility—through lewd gyrations and undulations! From what I understand, my nemesis caters to the gravid and, no doubt, wanton.

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